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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !"

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."

"[NSFW] Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate... ...everyone came. You should have seen her face."

"Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid he called to say hello."

"What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the slutty door? Hodor."

"'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!"

"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"