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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !"

"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."

"What do you call a Gay Dictator? A bendy ruler."

"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"The first rule of flight club is.. ..turn the airplane on. & you should probably learn how to read."

"Why did the elephant paint his balls green? Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados"

"What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom? ... ... A tuba toothpaste."

"It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too."

"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."