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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller was blind and deaf. She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey."

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."

"If I had a penny... ...for every time people screwed up their punchline. I'd be one penny richer now."

"I've been tanning I'm getting so dark I'm afraid of getting shot by the police"

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again."

"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"

"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."