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Joke of the Day

"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"

"I know a great knock knock joke. You start."

"I will let you borrow any movie from my Pixar collection, except one. I'm never gonna give you Up."

"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"

"Watching the olympics women beach volleyball first round... There's already been a wrist injury, but I should be ok by tomorrow."

"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""

"It's sad that the only thing great about my job is that my chair spins -__-"

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"10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly"

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."