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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear!!!"
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"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."
"When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, ""Now, what I'm about to say is correct"""
"Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two tired."
"If I had a penny everytime I was one cent short for a beer I'd have become an alcoholic."
"How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans."
"""Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking,"" I suggested to my wife. ""You seamstressed."""
"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water"
"""Excuse the mess; we had guests,"" I graciously explain, leaving out the ""five months ago"" part."