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Joke of the Day

"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."

"Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?"

"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."

"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"

"What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B? Plan C-ya."

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""

"My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter."

"Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK. ""Do I know you?"" ""I follow you on twitter."""

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"