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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Santa Clause and me ? Santa Only Cums Once A Year"
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"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."
"A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, ""First let me see the sandwich."""
"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."
"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."
"I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something."
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."
"Our Sins So what if the whole Hilary/Trump presidential race is a result of of that last guy who didn't forward that chain mail causing the end of the world..."
"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"
"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"