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Joke of the Day

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"

"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."

"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"

"I guess Stephen Hawking tried stand-up comedy recently He failed miserably."

"Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross"

"A tiny bucket asks to leave work early because he's sick His boss looks him over. Alright you can, i notice you are a little pail."

"every time i see a fat, bald, goateed dude in public i get excited for a split second thinking it's Louis CK"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey Kid, go easy on the candy! Probably been here before, I just thought it was hilarious for some reason."

"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"

"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."