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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
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"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"
"Wife: Ugh, I wish my boobs were bigger. Husband: Try rubbing toilet paper between them. Wife: How would that help? Husband: Well, it seems to be working just fine on your ass."
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"A man goes into a bar And that's where he stayed for most of my childhood."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"
"What do you say when it's snowing? Winter is coming."