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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."

"What's 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."

"What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services? 9-1-1"

"4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths."

"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."

"Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead."

"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"

"I just shot my first turkey today! I don't think they are going to let me back into that store again."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."

"Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking."