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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men circumsised? Because Jewish women only touch things 20% off."
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"""You're getting an MFA in English? Wasn't your Bachelor's useless enough for you?"" -second degree burn"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop."
"A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says ""we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"" ""That wooden deed"""
"I was asked to give a talk about ignorance... ...but I don't know anything about it."
"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."
"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."
"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."
"People say that all men think with their penises... Well if thats thats the case, I think BIG."
"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."