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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a fish with peas? Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him."

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"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"
"What's the hottest part of a room? The corner, it's 90 degrees."
"""Keep pumping until something happens."" -Home Depot guy teaching me to prime the snow blower says the first thing I've understood."
"I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men."
"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"
"What do you call an ex-Muslim? A Waslim"
"""I should probably start filling this thing out."" -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day."
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who's there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no"
"What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees? They get bee'd up"