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Joke of the Day

"Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years."

"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."

"Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up."

"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""

"Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!"

"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."

"Chics are like Voltron. The more you hook up with, the better it gets."

"Why is a pool table green? Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls."

"People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself."