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Joke of the Day
"Dat test though Almost gets a 100% on a test, a STD test....."
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"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"
"What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture."
"The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off"
"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"
"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"
"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."
"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"
"Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science..."