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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"

"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."

"I like my ex's like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"

"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"

"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."

"Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool."

"What do you call a gold fish with no teeth? A shit-fuck McGee."

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""

"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."

"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"