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Joke of the Day
"Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science..."
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"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"
"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"
"You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What's not to like about birthdays?"
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"What do you call a four-legged significant other? Dear"
"Did you hear about the Italian that wanted to cheat the Broadway award voting? He wanted to rig a Tony."
"Maybe, if I sit very still, this nice family at Olive Garden won't notice that I'm sitting at their table eating their bread sticks."
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."
"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"