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"How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it"
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"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"
"so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?"
"What is the strongest bird ? A crane !"
"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, ""I'll Be Bach."""
"I have so much more fun on Twitter than Facebook, because love from strangers is always more exciting."
"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."