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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"
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"[interview] What is your biggest weakness? ""Sometimes I'm too succinct"" Can you give an example? ""Yes"""
"If websites were athletes, Reddit would be a fencer. Obsessed with points and always reposting."
"[mocking jay part 2] jay: come on guys please stop"
"elephants sleep standing up you could be chillin with an elephant and at any moment they could just be like ""lmao for sure, g'night"""
"How come the leader of the USSR from the 1920's to 1951 never got anything done? ...because he was always Stalin."
"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"
"What do gay jazz musicians play? The ballsax."
"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."
"Remember when you used to blow bubbles while you chewed gum? He was here about a half an hour ago looking for you."