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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"
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"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"
"I drink because I care. About me. And drinks."
"I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here."
"I'm absolutely incredible in bed. In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours."
"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his floor. The bear isn't actually dead. It's just too afraid to move."
"Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10"
"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."
"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."