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Joke of the Day
"Life would be so much better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout your day."
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"I really feel bad that 9/11 happened. If it hadn't, America wouldn't be suffering right now over the rememberance shows and lack of good television."
"Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball? he knew where to put it.."
"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up"
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
"The next person to make a gay joke is going to get their ass pounded"
"If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment... ... can you justifiably call them ""a little tardy""?"
"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"
"What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? No Whey"