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Joke of the Day
"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"
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"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."
"""This love triangle is WAY too complicated"" Pythagoras' other woman"
"Instead of cursing and swearing when someone cuts me off in traffic, I just yell lyrics from Spice Girl songs out the window"
"Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying ""sorry breaking up with you"" or that a minute later she text me back ""sorry wrong number."""
"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."
"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"
"My wife gives the best headache."
"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."