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Joke of the Day

"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""

"Girls always think I'm ugly until they see what's in my bank account Then they think I'm ugly AND poor"

"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"

"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"

"Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar. The bartender says to the C chord ""I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."""

"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*"

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"Who built King Arthur's round table? *Sir Cumference*"

"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"