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Joke of the Day

"I really feel bad that 9/11 happened. If it hadn't, America wouldn't be suffering right now over the rememberance shows and lack of good television."

"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""

"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."

"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"

"Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse."

"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""

"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"

"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."

"Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian? Too *forced*, his punchlines were"

" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. "