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Joke of the Day
"It's not a great nap, unless you wake up and can't remember what day it is."
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"""This sushi is terrible."" ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
"I was walking down the street one day.. and I saw a man taking a gate. I was going to say something but I thought he might take offence."
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
"For Halloween, I'm going out as ""gay wedding"" ... ... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!"
"What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ? Poisson Distribution"
"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"
"How to get personal space If there's a lot of people, just yell ""Allahu Akbar"" for a rapid evacuation."
"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."