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Joke of the Day
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
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"The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge."
"It is so cold... fire hydrants are flagging down dogs to piss on them."
"*feels painful possible cavity* *eats chocolate to feel better*"
"I went to see a palm reader. ""Judging by your palms,"" he said, ""I can tell that you masturbate frequently."" ""Sorry,"" I apologised, ""I should probably wipe that off."""
"My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I'm great at pole dancing."
"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
"what do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"General Contractor: Don't worry ma'am, everything will be ready, we'll have the scaffolding set up and erected. Me: *mutes phone* hahahahaha"
"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."