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Joke of the Day
"""This sushi is terrible."" ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
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"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"
"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"
"Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication."
"We built this city on rock n roll, bits of hair, couple of pieces of carpet we found. It's a horrible place to live honestly."
"Why was Putin late for dinner with Obama? Because he got Snowden."
"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"
"Don't give a man a fish. Teach a man to fish. Then sue that man for fishing on your property."
"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""GET OUT OF MY BAR, YOU FUCKING HORSE!"""