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Joke of the Day

"How to get personal space If there's a lot of people, just yell ""Allahu Akbar"" for a rapid evacuation."

"What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!"

"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"

"What's it called when you have sex early in the day after a funeral? Mourning Sex."

"What's your stance on public intoxication? Mine is very wobbly."

"Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class? Because a watched pothead never FOILS."

"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."

"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."

"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."