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Joke of the Day
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
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"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."
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"What do you call a turtle without its shell? Dead."
"What's the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch."
"I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut"
"I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today... ...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well."
"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."