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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"

"What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common? They are both straight until it gets hot."

"What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry."

"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"

"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."

"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"

"The trick to being happy is to keep a positive outlook: For example, my ongoing effort to break the world record for most ramen eaten while single is going great!"

"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."

"I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside."

"Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners? Because with them it always works out."