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Joke of the Day

"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"

"Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp? I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist."

"My therapist asked me what I'd feel if I shot someone. ""Recoil"", I calmly answered."

"Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married."

"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."

"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."

"Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight..."

"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"

"Dr: your father is real sick Woman: [sobbing] how long? [her dad wheelies past on a bmx] Dr: almost six yards that time"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"