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Joke of the Day

"The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug? Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt"

"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""

"*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*"

"What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !"

"Shouldn't you pet him first? Two guys are in a park and see a dog licking it's nuts. First Guy: ""Damn I wish I could do that"" Second Guy: ""Shouldn't you pet him first?"""

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside"

"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"

"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"

"How long will a floating point operation float?"

"Acid is like a woman. A good one will eat right through your pants."