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Joke of the Day

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip. I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"

"What is green and goes backwards at 1000 miles per hour/ (Snorts)"

"I put a picture of my friend with MS on my computer. It quit running"

"What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks I'll just have a sliver !"

"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."

"What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... Baby you're a firework."

"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."

"I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams."

"The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping."