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Joke of the Day
"I put a picture of my friend with MS on my computer. It quit running"
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"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"
"Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?"
"So I put a bucket of water over the door a few days ago, and my victim remarked that it wasn't very original. Eh, maybe I was the fool."
"Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible? They've got no Seoul."
"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"
"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"
"It wasn't raining during Trump's inauguration It was just alternative sunshine"
"What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper"
"You are what you eat... ...said one squirrel to another. The other said in disbelief, ""You're nuts."""