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Joke of the Day
"What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks I'll just have a sliver !"
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"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."
"how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind"
"Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it."
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."
"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... ""Come here Stay! Come here Stay!"" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd."
"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."
"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"Wanna hear a joke The UN"