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Joke of the Day
"What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... Baby you're a firework."
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"Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters."
"Jehovah's witnesses are at my door. *Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, ""Are you the keymaster?""*"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? According to my mom, my new stepdad"
"A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend... She says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now"" And he replies ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""
"Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running? Because the grass is tickling their nuts"
"Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing."
"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."
"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? [drinks milk from carton] Or REALLY bad boys? [eats spoonful of yogurt one day after expiration date]"
"I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale."