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Joke of the Day
"What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... Baby you're a firework."
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"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"
"""Ugh I sent so many drunk carrier pigeons last night"" -medieval millennials"
"I'm great in bed I can sleep alllll night"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"
"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."
"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"
"TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma! Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes."
"A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken. It was a poultry-geist."