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Joke of the Day
"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"
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"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."
"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."
"Your shirt is a little small. No, I am to big."
"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."
"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"
"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies."
"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."
"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."