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Joke of the Day
"Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny."
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."
"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"
"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."
"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!"
"There's no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know."
"When a cashier thanks you for your purchase, unsettle them by looking deep in their eyes and softly saying, ""Anything for a friend."""
"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"
"Friend- ""God you eat so much. How do you do it?"" Me- ""It's easy, I just gain weight."""
"I peaked too soon in high school. I'm still sending her child support."