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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back..."

"What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day."

"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"The new fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"I like my women like just like my cars 12 years old and made in Japan Edit: Made in the 90's and topless in the summer?"

"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."

"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"

"My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer."

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink"