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Joke of the Day

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"I just watched a movie following a black man in a zombie apocalypse. It was the shortest movie I've ever watched."

"My wife refused to do anal. She said she had a Boo-T-I."

"Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na"

"What do you call a mean general? General Average"

"Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it."

"Practice safe lunch... Use a condiment."

"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"

"A cabbage walks into a bar wearing a red leaf. The bartender takes one look at it and asks another patron how they feel about the cabbages bold new look. The patron replies, ""I think it's ridic yo."""

"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."