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Joke of the Day

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps."

"I've always wanted to be a plumber... but my friends all say it's just a pipe dream."

"You are a lioness and I am your lion.. ..now be a good lioness and bring me some food!"

"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??... Very satisfying..."

"Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff. Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Q. What's green and fluffy? A. Moss."

"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."

"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."