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Joke of the Day
"What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day."
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"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."
"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."
"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."
"Where do crabs take the train? King's Cross Station :)"
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."
"What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast? this morning I had bacon and eggs."
"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."
"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"
"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."