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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"
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"I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's."
"I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take"
"I bought a pig for $100 and named him Moo-Ham-Head, I then sold him for $150. Does that make him a profit?"
"You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing"
"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."
"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"
"Whats 1+0? Babies"