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Joke of the Day
"Are you an old person? Because I would love to give you a stroke!"
Next Joke
"today, I told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised"
"friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive"
"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."
"Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM."
"Makes sense Apple fans would buy a MacBook candle... ...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames."
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"
"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."
"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"
"Why are pedophiles safe drivers? They always slow down in front of kindergartens and schools!"