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Joke of the Day
"When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it..."
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"I feel bad for tailgating this minivan so closely but once I started watching Kung Fu Panda on his back seat TV I had to see it through."
"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"
"Mummy joke Did you know mummies fart alike? I guess you could say they Tutankhamun."
"Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is."
"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."
"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"
"Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ""Funny you don't feel Jewish."""
"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"
"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."