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Joke of the Day

"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair!"

"There are two things a bloodhound can smell and can't smell A man's sweat and sweat"

"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."

"What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS"

"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"

"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."

"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""

"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"