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Joke of the Day
"today, I told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised"
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"cop: ""sir im afraid your dog is too cool for this neighbourhood"" me: [turns his little baseball cap round right way] cop: ""ok that's better"""
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""
"What do you call a heavy toilet? El ton john."
"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."
"Old lady says to his hubby... ""My nipples are as hot today as they was 50 years ago"" Hubby replies,""Oughtta be. One's in your coffee the other's in your porridge."""
"What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started? I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom."
"A man walks into a bar... Then he said ouch."
"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."