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Joke of the Day

"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""

"Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST"

"What Does Reddit stand for? Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it."

"How do you know if someone's vegan? Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say ""found the vegan"""

"I once thought about opening a place like T.G.I.Friday's, called C.L.I.Thursday's, but most guys wouldn't be able to find it from what I hear..."

"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."

"My child-free blog is attracting a ton of pedophiles. It's called ""Fuck Kids""."

"Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it."

"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""

"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."