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Joke of the Day
"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""
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"Give a man some punch and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to punch and he'll smash your face in for using this joke format again."
"Hey pal, you wanna take this outside? *me & the guy from the bar scoop the bug up on a napkin and set it down gently on the grass in front*"
"I heard a joke on Reddit the other day.. well, I guess I didn't really hear it, more like Reddit."
"For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.."
"Wife: What would you do if I died? Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry? Husband: Ah, not that crazy.."
"Breaking Bad joke (credit to edrubio6) Skyler: Hey, Walt, wanna hear a joke? Walter: Okay. Skyler: Knock kno- Walter: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"
"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."
"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."
"""Now That's What I Call Soup!"" - Guy who came up with the name Now That's What I Call Music looking at yogurt"