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Joke of the Day

"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."

"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""

"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"

"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it."

"A Man Loses His Eye in a Fight The first thing he says to his eye doctor is: ""Eye didn't see it coming."""

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"I like my coffee black... So it steals my fatigue."

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring."