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Joke of the Day
"Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST"
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"What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road? Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them"
"*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*"
"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""
"The wife told her husband ""look at your neighbour everyday he kisses his wife before going to work, why don't you do the same ?"", he says "" I would, but would she accept ?"""
"My garden shed door keeps opening and closing. Is it the wind? Yes. Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes."
"There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives"
"Don't cry, that onion didn't deserve you anyways."
"Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism? Apparently it's because of the unusually high Mercury content."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"