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Joke of the Day

"What Does Reddit stand for? Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it."

"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."

"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."

"I'm not always a gentleman in the bedroom, but I will hold the door for you so you can leave afterwards."

"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"If someone catches me staring I quickly look to my left & right so they think ""oh that girl's not looking at ME she's looking at EVERYTHING"""

"Why is their always lightning in France? Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance."

"I don't get why SRS is so loud. I'm pretty sure I turned off the ""Surround"" setting."

"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."

"Me: *gets on scale* 5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!"