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Joke of the Day
"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."
Next Joke
"Honesty is an important part of parenting. That being said, I'm going to tell my kids that McGruff the Crime Dog is a dog that loves crime."
"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"
"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."
"My wife got a seashell tattoo on her thigh. When you put your ear on it you can smell the ocean."
"IKEA has invented a half full glass for optimists, that can ALSO serve as a half empty glass for pessimists!!!"
"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."
"TEACHER: ""Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"" JOHNNY: ""Sir my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."""
"I hate it when winter comes. It makes my wenis so dry."
"My small child told me his opinion on politics and I disowned him for being a nerd"