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Joke of the Day
"What's Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"""Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."" Me, to my empty bag of Oreos."
"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."
"A defendant showed his small penis to the court to prove that he's innocent of rape The judge decided that it wouldn't stand up"
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"What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights? Ooooooh, aaaaaah..."
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"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car."