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Joke of the Day
"What's Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."
"Invention of the knife ""What is that?"" I call it the 'knife'. ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Greg, I am about to blow your mind."
"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."
"Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !"
"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."
"Mission Impossible Six announced. Will be their hardest mission yet... Getting a job in this economy."
"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it I'm hooked."