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Joke of the Day

"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."

"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"

"I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up. The parrot was cool though."

"What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!"

"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."

"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"

"I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers."

"What do you call a showoff Texan? *Austin*tatious."

"Every baby deserves a fair shake."

"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""