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Joke of the Day

"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."

"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."

"Someone told me it was important to have relationships with positive people. Now I have AIDS"

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*"

"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."

"Awesome Comeback Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?! Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."

"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"