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Joke of the Day

"Invention of the knife ""What is that?"" I call it the 'knife'. ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Greg, I am about to blow your mind."

"Winnie the pooh just died. I know, its hard to bear"

"Sorry I look depressed. It's just that when I heard the sound of your high heels on the hardwood floor, I thought a pony was in the house."

"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"

"Bill Cosby was puddin' his pop where it didn't belong."

"Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie his hands together"

"A Roman walk into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, ""5 drinks, please!"""

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."